Bill Maher

Bill Maher is just too funny. Here's a quote from his latest show:

"New Rule: Since only 15% of Americans said they believe in evolution in a recent poll, America must change its name to the United States of Jesus Christ. [laughter] And our motto, from E Pluribus Unum to “I'm With Stupid.” [laughter] [applause] The good news for the nation: if we get any stupider about science, we'll forget how to cook crystal meth. [laughter]"

That would be very promising for the state of Indiana...seems like there's a meth lab in every town.

Hey, you know what? He's so funny, here's another quote from the same show:

"MAHER: But, how come when the Republicans get their tits caught in a wringer, it's the wringer's fault. [laughter] And when it's the Democrats, we spend $60 million investigating the tits. [laughter]"

Keep 'em comin', Bill!